Who is the easiest? Five surgeons are out to lunch together, and discussing who makes the best patients. The first surgeon says "I prefer to have accountants on my operating table. When you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second surgeon responds " Yes, but electricians are easier to operate on. Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon counters with "No, I really think librarians are the best: everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know I really prefer construction workers... they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes twice as long as you predicted." But the fifth surgeon had the final word: You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine. And the head and butt are interchangeable."