Sign up now for Summer Classes! All male classes are prepared and presented by females only and all female classes are prepared and presented by males. _________________ SEMINARS FOR MALES 1. Combating Stupidity 2. You, too, can do housework 3. PMS -- Learn when to keep your mouth shut. 4. How to fill an ice tray 5. We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas -- Give us money 6. Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4:00am 7. Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled "Don't wash my silks") 8. Parenting -- No, it doesn't end with conception 9. Get a life -- learn to cook 10. How not to act like an asshole when you're obviously wrong 11. Spelling -- Even you can get it right 12. Understanding your financial incompetence 13. You -- The Weaker Sex 14. Reasons to give flowers 15. How to stay awake after sex 16. Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom 17. Garbage -- Getting it to the curb 18. You can fall asleep without "it" if you really try 19. The morning dilemma if "It's" awake. Take a shower 20. I'll wear it if I damn well please 21. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly "No, it's not a bidet") 22. "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms 23. Give me a break! Why we know your excuses are bullshit 24. How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost 25. The remote control -- Overcoming your dependency 26. Romanticism - Ideas other than sex 27. Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes 28. Mother-in-laws -- They are people, too 29. Male bonding -- Leaving your friends at home 30. You too can be a designated driver 31. Seeing the true you (formerly "No, you don't look like Mel Gibson, especially when naked!") 32. Changing your underwear -- It really works 33. The Attainable Goal -- Omitting "TITS" from your vocabulary 34. Fluffing the blankets after flatulenting is NOT necessary 35. Techniques for calling home ________________________________________________________________ Now, for the females.... (seminars will be given by men only) SEMINARS FOR WOMEN 1. "Are you ready to leave?" -- Definition of the word "yes" 2. Appropriate rhetorical questions (Formerly "Honey, do I look fat?") 3. Elementary Map Reading 4. Crying and law enforcement 5. Advanced Math Seminar -- Program your VCR 6. You can go shopping for less then 4 hours 7. Gaining five pounds v. the end of the world: a study in contrast 8. The Seven-Outfit Week 9. PMS -- It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine (was: It's Happened Monthly Since Puberty -- Deal With It) 10. Driving I: Getting past automatic transmission 11. Driving II: The meaning of blinking red lights 12. Driving III: Approximating a constant speed 13. Driving IV: Makeup and Driving--It's As Simple As Oil and Water 14. The Super Bowl: Not a Game--A Sacrament 15. Telephone Translations (was: "Me too" equals "I Love You") 16. How to Earn Your Own Money 17. Giftgiving Fundamentals (was: Fabric Bad, Electronics Good) 18. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side 19. Know When to Say When: The Limits of Makeup 20. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry 21. We forget birthdays, you forget sports stats: LET'S LET IT DROP 22. MYOB: Proper response to other couple's public arguments 23. Yes, You Can Buy Condoms (was: WE learned to deal with the embarrasment) 24. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels 25. What Goes Around Comes Around--Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy 26. The Penis: His Best Friend Can Be Yours 27. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out 28. Committment Schmittment (was: Wedlock Schmedlock) 29. "To Honor and Obey:" Remembering the small print above "I Do" 30. Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House 31. Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man-child Healing his Father Wound by Expressing the Latent Wild Man Within? Please sign up early. Seats are very limited!!!