|> 
|> Forwarded message:
|> >From rpoldrac Wed Jul 13 13:39:10 1994
|> From: Russ Poldrack <rpoldrac>
|> Message-Id: <199407131838.AA05875@s.psych.uiuc.edu>
|> Subject: school excuses (fwd)
|> To: soapbox
|> Date: Wed, 13 Jul 1994 13:38:51 -0500 (CDT)
|> X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL23]
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|> 
|> This is from a mailing list that I am on - it's some actual excuses
|> from parents for their children to miss school.
|> 
|> 
|> Subj:     Actual excuses to miss school
|> From: Nisheeth Vijay Parekh <Nisheeth.Parekh@UTMB.EDU>
|> 
|> These are actual excuse notes from parents (including spelling):
|> 
|> My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today.
|> Please execute him.
|> 
|> Please excuse Lisa for being absent.  She was sick and I had her
|> shot.
|> 
|> Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30,
|> 31, 32, and also 33.
|> 
|> Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
|> 
|> Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days.  Yesterday he fell
|> out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
|> 
|> John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his
|> face.
|> 
|> Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football.  He
|> was hurt in the growing part.
|> 
|> Megan could not come to school today because she has been
|> bothered by very close veins.
|> 
|> Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
|> 
|> Please excuse Ray Friday from school.  He has very loose vowels.
|> 
|> Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He
|> had---diahre---  ---dyrea---  ---direathe---  the shits.
|> 
|> Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea
|> and his boots leak.
|> 
|> Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
|> 
|> Please excuse Jimmy for being.  It was his father's fault.
|> 
|> I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping
|> because I don't know what size she wear.
|> 
|> Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgotto
|> get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found itMonday,
|> we thought it was Sunday.
|> 
|> Sally won't be in school a week from Friday.  We have to attend
|> her funeral.
|> 
|> My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired.  She
|> spent a weekend with the Marines.
|> Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and
|> could not breed well.
|> 
|> Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed
|> with gramps.
|> 
|> Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
|> 
|> Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
|> 
|> Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore
|> throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick,
|> fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and
|> ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever.
|> There must be something going around, her father even got hot
|> last night.
|> 
|> 
|>